Dirty One Liners to Say to a Guy (30 Flirty and Fun for Gals)

Headed to that party, or headed over to the bar for a drink with the girls, or even in your yoga pants at the coffee shop the next morning, that man with a tan catches your eye. At that moment, like the glimmering of a beautiful ring in a window, you wonder, “Can I have that?”.  Click here to view a program that I recommend that lets you know about a simple tactic that will make men obsess over you.

It seems you have two options: You can stroll over, introduce yourself, and get things moving in the direction you want. Or, you can stop reading this article, turn around, forget about funny, dirty one-liners to say to a guy, and disappear.

You are not normally a super shy girl, and you think what might work is a dirty little pickup line to show this man you are not afraid, you have a sense of humor, you are a cool girl who can get down with the guys, etc. You really need a whole list of dirty one-liners for every occasion. You can draw from this list of dirty lines that break the ice and encourage a shared laugh.

There are three essential things that every dirty line should do: 1) they should help you to start a conversation with this man; 2) they should allow you to make a good or at least honest and straightforward impression; and, 3) they should encourage such a meaningful and memorable experience that things can move to their logical conclusion. But, the dirty one-liners we have decided to compile in this list go the extra mile by saying something about the kind of woman you are, how you do things, and what you are looking for in a man.

Like traditional one-liners and pick up lines, the choices on our top list of thirty, flirty, and fun one-liners use wordplay, rhyme, rhythm, and sense of surprise to titillate and stimulate two people with a shared laugh or that special moment of mutual understanding.

All the selections on our list perform the two primary functions that you should be looking for in a good, effective one-liner: first, they will intrigue your man so much that they respond with interest and good fun; and, second, they will engage your man in a conversation with you where the real flirting and exchange will begin. The simple fact that these are no ordinary one-liners, but instead dirty and flirty at the same time, may even perform a third function of teasing and suggesting where you want things to go.

Perhaps you will use the one-liners on this list as a starting point for your own style of speaking and creative ideas, but all of them are ready to be used on the next hot guy you see at the gym. Test them out on that next special guy!

30 Dirty One-Liners for the Flirty Gal

  1. Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
  2. Are you a fireman? Because you cam in hot and left me wet.
  3. I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
  4. Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
  5. Now I know why they call it a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
  6. I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
  7. If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.
  8. Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
  9. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  10. Shall we let only latex stand between our love?
  11. Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.
  12. I’m not wearing any socks and the underwear to match.
  13. Is your shirt made out of boyfriend material?
  14. You are definitely on my to-do list.
  15. If you are feeling a little down, I can feel you up.
  16. First, let’s get hammered, and then you can nail me.
  17. “You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
  18. I need to know your name so I can practice screaming in tonight.
  19. Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
  20. I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
  21. In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
  22. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
  23. I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bedrock.
  24. Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
  25. Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
  26. Do you wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  27. My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
  28. Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana?
  29. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  30. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Final Thoughts on Using One-Liners on Guys


So many choices, so many men, you may be wondering which is the best dirty one-liner to use on your prospective man, and you may also be wondering what it would be like in real life to use of these lines to get his number or a date. In that vein, it is essential not to forget that the function of the one-liner depends on its ability to intrigue your guy and start a conversation with him.

Any of the one-liners above will be effective for making a statement and bringing an end to an initial awkward silence, but none of them can guarantee that you get to the finish line of closing the conversation with a date or a number. How you continue to act and behave after you use the line will be just as important as the line you choose. You will need to move the conversation along to the point of a shared satisfaction and mutual enjoyment.

A  conversation of mutual interest with this man after you drop him a line is what will turn him into a fan. This list can offer you a way to start coming up with your very own flirty and dirty lines based on your knowledge of men’s taste for teasing and fantasy.  Click here to view a program that I recommend that will make men obsess over you.

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